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If you don’t know the lyrics to Eminem’s song Kim, you’re lucky. It’s not worth looking up and it’s most definitely not mass material. Aside from Alison’s anecdote about this boy from her village whose parents, there have been some pretty funny responses.
1. TV producer Maïa Dunphy shared a suggestion she made in her own parish
Monday 23 December, 2024
Monday 23 December, 2024
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Alison Spittle asked people to share the most blasphemous thing they've done and the responses are gold
COMEDIAN ALISON SPITTLE recently started a simple thread on Twitter, asking one simple question:
What’s the most blasphemous thing you’ve ever done?
If you don’t know the lyrics to Eminem’s song Kim, you’re lucky. It’s not worth looking up and it’s most definitely not mass material. Aside from Alison’s anecdote about this boy from her village whose parents, there have been some pretty funny responses.
1. TV producer Maïa Dunphy shared a suggestion she made in her own parish
This led to a brief discussion about potential snacks that could be made using the body of Christ.
2. Sure, you’ve probably blasphemed. But have you ever blasphemed on Colm O’Gorman’s level?
We have a clear winner already. It’s extremely unlikely that there’s going to be a respondent who has done anything more blasphemous than sue a pope.
3. Unlikely that he went seeking out a priests grave for this, but still pretty bad
4. Some priests have an unreasonable obsession with not allowing individuals to control the music played at a family members funeral
5. Keep this up. Don’t let them ruin funerals.
6. Lots of people get petty with the church on Good Friday
7. But this woman took it to another level
8. This t shirt sounds like it would be a sin to wear anywhere, let alone in a church
9. Have you ever made a priest quit?
10. Maybe the little sister here is evil
11. But she could not be any more evil than this child
12. This one was not an accident
13. You should probably think twice before drinking that
14. Fair question
15. Unfortunately Kevin, yes
16. He looks fed up of standing over that cooker all day
17. Nice one, father
18. How is a child meant to know they’re not supposed to say things like this when they’re completely true
19. Nobody thinks before dressing themselves for mass
20. Or even when they’re buying clothes apparently
21. This probably goes down in a lot of Irish houses during the holiday season
22. Realistically, probably smelled a lot better than the incense
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